Scuba Steve

Saw this on Facebook, and I just had to shoot this out to you guys.  Gave me a good laugh!

God: Gosh its dark in here.
7 days ago

God: There thats better.
7 days ago

God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up?
7 days ago

God: guys?
7 days ago

God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha.
7 days ago

God: shut up i wasnt talking 2 you RT @Satan I TOO EXIST
7 days ago

God: BOOORREEDD with endless void gonna make some stuff
7 days ago

God: Hey look what I did today! Separated the darkness from the light. Universe looks
like a black and white cookie.
7 days ago

God: I shall call the light day and the darkness Eileen.
7 days ago

God: Darkness doesnt look like an Eileen. Lets go with night
7 days ago

God: Also i created heaven & earth.
7 days ago

God: also i created apostrophes but im not gonna use them
7 days ago

God: thats enough creating for now. Catch ya tomorrow
7 days ago

God: RT @Satan: WHAT IS “TOMORROW”
7 days ago

God: oh i forgot 2 mention i created time too. Busy day.
7 days ago

God: kind of lame creating 2day. Created a firmament. Not sure what that is
6 days ago

God: OMme so much 2 do 2day you guys! Got to bring 4th land from the waters AND create plants and trees. What should i do first?!
5 days ago

God: should have done land first. plants sank
5 days ago

God: fixed! Trees now ON TOP of land.
5 days ago

God: sorry no tweets yesterday guys. Made the sun moon & stars. turned out 2 be more work than i expected. Theyre bigger than they look
3 days ago

God: another busy day. Made @beastsofthesea, @birdsoftheair, and best of all:
@penguins. Those turned out so well.
3 days ago

God: made some more kinds of penguins.
3 days ago

God: Poll: What else should i make? a. beasts of the land b. creatures in my own
image c. more penguins
2 days ago

God: Answer my poll!
2 days ago

God: maybe it was a mistake to create the internet b4 invention of computers
2 days ago

God: all right penguins it is. Yay!
2 days ago

God: oops. Penguins don’t like the desert.
2 days ago

God: or Indiana.
2 days ago

God: or the sky.
2 days ago

God: ill try the rainforest. Everything thrives in the rainforest.
2 days ago

God: Not penguins.
2 days ago

God: forget it. Made a bunch of other beasts of the land. Not as awesome as penguins but much less picky.
2 days ago

God: also created fake fossils and planted them in the ground 2 make the earth appear much older than it is. Just a little practical joke.
2 days ago

God: i need more followers.
2 days ago

God: #FollowFriday @adam @eve
2 days ago

God: @adam @eve I am the LORD your God who separated the light from the darkness. You shall have no other God before me for I am the LORD your Go
2 days ago

God: stinking character limits. Point is, yay! I made you! Hi! Do what i say.
2 days ago

God: @adam: such as #noteatingapples.
2 days ago

God: @adam what do u mean why? Because im ur god and i said so.
2 days ago

God: @adam why r u bugging me about this? u can have all the mangoes u want and theyre way better.
2 days ago

God: @adam well youre just going to have to take my word for it.
2 days ago

God: @adam WHAT is ur DAMAGE with this apple thing? Eves not tweeting about apples. Shes just off – um –
2 days ago

God: @eve Hey!
2 days ago

God: @adam @eve: EPIC FAIL at #noteatingapples. Both of u r BANNED
2 days ago

God: so yesterday was really stressful. Im taking a break today. No more tweets til tomorrow.
1 day ago

God: Check it out, baby panda sneezing! http://tr.im/DsZ5 (took a break from my break to create YouTube.)
1 day ago

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Merry Christmas to all my readers, which is probably only like 5 people. But anyway, I thought I would share with you a classic Muppets video!
I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

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Thanks to VladStudio for my desktop image of the week!

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If you have not seen this yet, take a look. In Ohio State Band’s performance where they dot the “i”, the camera man filming the i dotter was smacked when he took a bow.

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Wow day 3 was a long one! We spent almost the entire day on a boat watching the Chicago Air and Water Show. Let me tell you, sunscreen is a good thing! I didn’t get enough on my face and i look like a raccoon! I wore my new sunglasses and my face became very sun burnt! After the day on the water we drove to a friends house where we cleaned up and went to dinner at Stony River and had an amazing meal! And that was about the day. In the morning we are heading to Midway airport and flying home to Omaha! I had an amazing trip and it was a great time I got to enjoy with my father. I will be posting some time this week plenty of video from it all. Have a great rest of your weekend!

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Week 4 of Caption This. Make sure to leave your Caption to this image in the comments!

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Well, day one was a fairy good success. Started out with a great flight out of Omaha that left early and arrived at Midway in Chicago early. Had a quick drive to the amazing condo we are staying at. The condo is also convently located right next to Navy Pier. We walked over to Michigan Ave. where I picked up some sweet new Oakley Gascan’s then took a taxi down to Wrigley. Day kinda sucked there because of the loss but I still had a great time at the game and the atmosphere is great there! After the game we drove back to the condo and got cleaned up for dinner. The original plan was to eat on Navy Pier but the place we thought was there wasn’t so we hit up a steak house. After dinner we hit up the ESPN ZONE! That place is super cool! I am super excited for tomorrow! More Cubs baseball and food! Yay!
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Week 3 of Caption This. Make sure to leave your Caption to this image in the comments!

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